Keanu, Come Back To Me

I’m having a hard day. You can imagine my horror when I went to read The Daily Mail and saw that Keanu, my Neo, my darling, had gone from this:

and this:

to this:

Keanu, you and I both know you’re better than this. You’re a poet for God’s sake. Get your shit together. I miss your old jawline.

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