A Reading From the Gospel of Yeezus

My dad’s New York Times subscription paid off once again when I saw they had an in-depth interview with Kayne.  Yeezy has flirted with chicness and shriekness over the years, but with this article he comes down firmly on the chic side, current procreational partners notwithstanding.   Also, I’m pretty sure I’ve said the exact same things as he did:

“Maybe 90 percent of the time it looks like I’m not having a good time.”

I mean, really.

“Yo, I’m going to be super Zenned out like, five years from now.”

This is exactly what my team of therapists, shamans, and psychics are working to achieve.

“The Louvre would have a furniture exhibit, and I visited it like, five times, even privately.”

Same for me, except seven times, all privately, and I may have bought several of the pieces for my personal collection.  Don’t hate me?

“I feel like I don’t want to be inside anymore. Like, I uninvited myself.”


“I’m still, like, slightly a snob.”

Um, and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that.

” If I don’t scream, if I don’t say something, then no one’s going to say anything, you know?”

It’s so good to remember that someone else is working to make society aware of our collective Taylor Swift problem.

“Why do you want to control me? Like, I want the world to be better! All I want is positive! All I want is dopeness! Why would you want to control that?”

Thank you.  My advice, my stories, my thinspirational posts all come from an altruistic place, not a judgemental one.

“It’s only led me to complete awesomeness at all times. It’s only led me to awesome truth and awesomeness. Beauty, truth, awesomeness. That’s all it is.”


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