Dear Babe,
I would love to hear your opinion on the 2013 Miss America Pageant.
Please and thank you.
J***
Dear Donald Trump,
While I’m still not sure why we continue to celebrate women who wear stripper heels, too much hair spray, and have orange skin, watching these Paula Abdul impersonators struggle to form sentences on national television, can be kind of amazing, so let’s review.
Miss West Virginia
Loves plastic surgery, cats, and is 85.
Miss Utah
A Disney villain.
Miss New York
Kirstie Alley X Jenny Craig X Ali Larter X Kate Hudson.
Miss South Carolina
Local newscaster.
Miss Virginia
Professional Wrestler.
Miss Connecticut
Janice Dickenson impersonator.
LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
Can someone explain to me the difference between Miss America and Miss USA.