The most expensive carpet in the world just sold for $33,765,000 at Sotheby’s in New York City.
While I don’t particularly give a flying fuck about 17th century Persian rugs, this antique reminded me of all the luxury items I’ve bid on (and lost) to billionaires.
1 Million Dollar “Pearl Royal” Vibrator
Solid platinum, diamond studded vibrator = A gift to your clitoris.
2 Million Dollar Monopoly Set
Not really a fan of board games. Definitely a fan of diamond encrusted dice.
60,000 Dollar Bottle Of Water
This custom designed bottle (filled with triple distilled Icelandic glacier water and particles of gold dust) is a must for anyone in search of a decadent, calorie free treat.
15.3 Million Dollar iPhone 5
600 White Diamonds. 135 grams of 24-carat gold. Sapphire glass screen.
1.6 Million Dollar Tibetan Dog
Doubles as a luxury rug/sofa/throw.
11 Million Dollar Christmas Tree
Jesus would definitely approve.
250 Million Dollar Hope Diamond