Monthly Archives: July 2013

Frigid Bitch

Sometimes in the middle of summer, you want to escape your fear of sun damage, skin cancer, and crop tops for a place of extreme paleness, sub zero temperatures, and fur, which is exactly what I’m doing with this cover …

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For a frigid whore, I'm actually very kind. #whitegirlproblems

An Open Letter to George Alexander Louis

Dear YRH, Look, you’re doing the right thing by disappearing to a rando cottage.  I have to say, I’m getting a little little liiiiiiiiiiiiittle tired of you already, and you’re what, five minutes old?  So stay in for a while, learn …

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After a while, your face isn't even your face anymore. #whitegirlproblems