Ask Babe: Public Intoxication


Last night I was forcibly taken to the hospital during a party, after throwing up in the bathroom. Is this a sign that my drinking habit has gotten out of control? Should I quit? Or do I merely need a new vice?



Dear Amanda Bynes,

There’s a very fine line between “hospital visit” and “court ordered rehab” and if you don’t want to end up like an un-famous version of Courtney Love, you have to tread carefully.

Unfortunately, I’m in the middle of a twenty four hour “no judgment” cleanse right now (as prescribed by my Guru) so I’m in no position to tell you what you should do. All I can say is that I hope it doesn’t take a horrible mug shot to inspire you to change your lifestyle and undergo a spiritual rebirth.

As someone who is incredibly in tune with her energy right now, I say to you…


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