Beat Babe: Dear Bravo,

When I saw the above picture of Brandi Glanville I immediately passed out. When I woke up I had apparently written this poem.

Dear Bravo,

Remember when…

Ramona Singer walked down the runway in Dior

And Bethenny Frankel was single, alone and poor?

When Vicki Gunvalson’s face was real

And Kyle hated Camille?

When Kelly Bensimon went to St. Barts on vacation.

And overdosed on medication?

When Countess LuAnne sang like James Brown

And Adrienne Maloof’s house burned down?

We’ll never forget Kim Granatell

Or Alex McCord spread eagle in the lobby of her husband’s hotel.

Danielle Staub

Danielle Staub

Danielle Staub

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