When I saw the above picture of Brandi Glanville I immediately passed out. When I woke up I had apparently written this poem.
Ramona Singer walked down the runway in Dior
And Bethenny Frankel was single, alone and poor?
When Vicki Gunvalson’s face was real
And Kyle hated Camille?
When Kelly Bensimon went to St. Barts on vacation.
And overdosed on medication?
When Countess LuAnne sang like James Brown
And Adrienne Maloof’s house burned down?
We’ll never forget Kim Granatell
Or Alex McCord spread eagle in the lobby of her husband’s hotel.