My spiritual team is everything. I value them, I tell them how much they mean to me via text message, I buy them Diptyque candles, etc. etc. Recently though, I started to feel like someone or something was missing. Even though I had a Shaman, psychic, astrologer, Vedic astrologer, and an energy healer, it wasn’t enough. And that’s when it hit me: I needed a numerologist.
After a series of referrals, I finally located the go-to numerologist in Los Angeles. She’s gotten so in-demand that she recently started a business called Bliss By Numbers, a website where clients all over the world can order their own numerology blueprints and have a personal skype convo about them. Thankfully I was able to book a face-to-face in LA. I gave her my birthdate (6/10/87), birth name (Barbara Rose Walker), and currently used name (Babe Walker), and she sent my information to a guru in India who mapped everything out and gave it back to her to translate for me. Anytime there’s an Indian guru involved in my spiritual journey I’m obsessed, so I knew this was going to be major.
We met at Palihouse, a chic hotel in West Hollywood and she gave me a folder that contained every number that’s associated with me and what they all mean. It was a lot to process, but she broke everything down for me. Based on my birth date, my birth number is a 5. And oh my God, I am such a 5: I’m all about travel, seeking freedom, hating office jobs, and living life. Unfortunately I also have a shadow number of 14, which means I’m paying off some sort of karmic debt from a past life, which I hate for me, but it explains sooooooooooooooo much. I mean, obviously I have bad karma! How else could I explain Babette, my need to have a labiaplasty when I was 18, or fracturing my spine when I was 20? I was on the verge of freaking out/killing myself until she advised me on how I can combat all the weird karmic vibrations in my life, so I’m pretty sure everything is going to be okay.
All I have to say is, thank fuck for my numerologist’s website, because numerology is my new addiction. It’s secretly everyone else’s addiction too. There are tons of people who decide who they want to hire/date/makeout with based on their numerology. Therefore I’ve started ordering blueprints for everyone I know, starting with a compatibility blueprint for me and my boyfriend. My spiritual team has never felt so complete. Hopefully you’ll find enlightenment as well. And let me know what your number is, so I’ll know whether or not I need to hate you.