Babe Walker’s Post-Holiday Gift Guide

Dear Everyone,

I know, the holidays are over. But I find that celebrating a holiday when everyone else is celebrating to be very un-chic.

Also, I forgot to post my holiday shopping guide at an appropriate time because I was in a Xanax/Paul Walker’s Death haze of self love and self loathing. But as my dad always says: “Better late, than never. Unless it’s so late that it would be ridiculous to do and you’d come off looking like a bloody fucking fool.”

It’s still January so I feel like we are still in the safe zone, in terms on not looking like a fool. Anyway…here are my picks for all of you psychos. Had I gotten to this on time I would have recommended that you buy these items for your loved ones, but since that ship has sailed, maybe you should just buy some of this stuff for yourself. See… isn’t that way better anyway. As old adage goes: Much better to receive than to give!

La Mer The Lifting Collection – A really chic “fuck you” gift for anyone over the age of 25.

NARS Crime of Passion Face Kit – I like to gift this palette to all my ex-boyfriends’ ex-girlfriends.

Hansa Life Size Husky – No parent I know has been happy when I’ve given their kid a real Husky for Christmas, so now I give them fake ones.

Barneys New York B Cufflink – The best stocking stuffer for a boyfriend is a pair of cufflinks with your initials on them.

3.1 Phillip Lim Ponyhair iPad Case – It’s rude to give someone an iPad without giving them an amaaaaaazing iPad case.

Fendi Fur-Trimmed, Calf-Hair Shoe Boot – When it comes to holiday parties, I opt for a statement shoe instead of an ugly sweater.

Lisa Perry Optic Swirl Maxi Dress – 2013 is all about psychedelic holiday attire.

Isabel Marant Locke Studded Wrap Skirt – Fun, festive, fab.

Givenchy Pandora Wristlet – Perfect for a younger sister, step-sister or half-sister.

Repossi Diamond Large Art Nouveau Ring – This ring says “I love you, but let’s not get engaged” so perfectly it will make any girlfriend forget about the fact that you’re not asking her to marry you this Christmas.

Barneys New York Cashmere Lounge Pant – When in doubt of what to get someone who’s put on some holiday lbs, go with cashmere loungewear.

Diptyque Indian Incense 2013 Holiday Candle – I legit perish for this scent.

Bottega Veneta Intrecciato Convertible ToteA good diaper bag alternative for a new mom or an unexpectedly pregnant friend.



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2 responses to “Babe Walker’s Post-Holiday Gift Guide”

  1. Jennifer Nelson Avatar
    Jennifer Nelson

    Pathetically late to the game. Next!

  2. Lauren Lever Avatar

    I need that Lisa Perry Maxi dress, and it is on sale, but the only one left is a size 2, realistically I would need a 4.. Fasting is a girl’s best friend, I’ve heard.

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