Words, Words, Words! VOL 3

It’s been a while since I’ve purged myself of the words that make me want to die when I hear them. It’s a healthy practice to write down your least favorite words at least once every few months. Then put it on the internet or send it to your friends, family, and therapists so that your world can be cleansed of these words, leaving you the room to breathe, unfettered by the anxiety that hearing these sick little words can produce.

So if you know me, and even if you don’t, take note of this list. Don’t say these words anywhere near me. Don’t text these words to me. Please. It’s important to my health, I’ve been through hell the past few weeks with the holiday blues and Sandy Bullock’s look at the globes and I’m super weak.

lamp

tricky

trendy

boo

goat

goats

chatty

blah

texty

god

leafy

beyoncé

fab

blue

ivy

carter

kissy

rad!

golf

pristine

chastize

judgmental

happiness

scandal

winning

olympics

cute!

sofia vergara

dinner

lunch

breakfast

yumtown 

OKAY. I feel much better. I suggest you add your list below, trust me when I say you’ll feel 2 ounces lighter once you do.


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13 responses to “Words, Words, Words! VOL 3”

  1. S. Avatar
    S.

    This is your dumbest article yet. I see we’re getting desperate? Cute!

    1. 2 changz Avatar
      2 changz

      you sound fat

      1. Laurie Bell Avatar
        Laurie Bell

        Actually spit out my rye reading that. Brilliant.

  2. c. Avatar
    c.

    chaptstick is a horrible word

  3. btchplz Avatar
    btchplz

    Moist
    Fierce
    Luxury
    Juicy couture

    1. Christian Avatar
      Christian

      YES to moist. death to that word.

    2. Veronika Kostrouchova Avatar
      Veronika Kostrouchova

      Moist and Damp. Just NO.

  4. Jennifer Nelson Avatar
    Jennifer Nelson

    DUMB. LAME. BORING.

  5. Hayes Anna Wilms Avatar
    Hayes Anna Wilms

    Silly. Lame. Boring.

  6. Anna Avatar
    Anna

    Paul boutique

  7. Nam Avatar
    Nam

    I love lamp though.

  8. Brittani Avatar
    Brittani

    Squirt

    Chub

    Aroma

    Wrinkle

    Rub

    Mop

    Pleasure

    Jade

  9. Sbe Avatar
    Sbe

    Moist
    Squirt
    Clit
    Gurgle
    Dripping
    Smear
    Juices
    Succulent
    Folds
    Drizzle
    Yeast
    Gaping
    Corn
    Hungry

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