Hey Babe,
I am one of the few virgins at 21 and not because of some religious reason just always tried to find a man who wasn’t a pig—-and proved impossible. I’ve given up and want to know: Chic or not chic to lose it to a one night stand?
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Virg,
Not chic. Selecting a gentleman to pop your cherry is a process that should be taken seriously, and you’re clearly surrounded by losers so a one night stand isn’t going to cut it. Do you really want your first time having sex to be with a total rando? You deserve a fuck buddy who will not only be sensitive to your situation, but also be able to give you at least 10 orgasms. Therefore, I’m going to go ahead and recommend that you find a straight (or gay, up to you) porn star who will fuck your brains out. Think about it: porn stars know what they’re doing, they get tested all the time so you know you won’t get an STD, and they love to have sex, so you’ll definitely have a good time. Do some research, find a few porn star dudes that you could see going down on you, and just follow them on Twitter. As long as you’re not a gargoyle, they’ll follow you back, trust. Then you can DM each other and set up a tryst. Please let me know how it goes. Also if you need suggestions I have a ton. Good luck! xo