Dear Oscar Attendees…

To be honest, I don’t really give a shit who wins at The Academy Awards tomorrow (as long as it’s Matthew McConaughey, Lupita Nyong’o, Jared Leto, Cate Blanchett, and Gravity). As usual, I’m much more concerned about what everyone is wearing/who hooks up with Jared Leto at the Weinstein Company after party.

That’s why I’ve been spending most of my free time with my Shaman channeling as much positive energy and good vibes towards a super chic red carpet as possible. This may sound a little bit crazy but the thought of this years Oscars looking anything like last years is already making me feel bloated and my skin look blotchy.  So for the sake of my health, here are a few things I hope we don’t see tomorrow. 

Anything that looks like this:

Or this:

Or this:

And especially this:

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