My Ex Boyfriend: Carson Daly

Boyfriends usually end up disappointing you.  Everything is perfect, and then somewhere down the road they fart or you change or your cat dies or their mother hates you and the next thing you know you’re screaming at each other across the pool at Chateau, then calling room service, ordering ten vegan pizzas and crying all over the Hermes sheets. 

So even though Carson and I have been officially over for years, I guess I’ll always be able to look back at our relationship and remember when my boyfriend wasn’t  a complete tool.

My boyfriend actually used to be really hot.

He knew everyone worth knowing.

Like Beyonce before she was Beyonce.

He even knew people he didn’t want to know. 

Once he took me to Mexico on Spring Break.

Ludacris was there too.

But then he started to let himself go…

And he got a really fucking stupid job.

Then he got an even stupider one.

And now we’re officially done. 

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  • Stacy Garinger

    You sound like you are complaining cause your uber famous boyfriend has a…… job. I say that’s a good thing. He didn’t let himself go that I can see. But what do I know?

  • Rose

    Yeah, he actually I mean, what’s up with him now? I get what you’re saying but people do change. My husband had an amazing career. Now he just has..a job..a shitty, barely paying the bills job.

  • Vanessa

    I know nothing of Carson Daly but this post makes you sound like a tool. Cause apparently your boyfriend was worth being with when he was hot and knew everyone “worth” knowing. In my opinion, those celebrities above aren’t too much worth knowing. Anyways, you don’t mention anything about his personality being a reason you were with him, and it sounds to me like you were together because he was hot and famous.

  • meg

    Who are these fucking people commenting? Actually, nvm.

  • Tiffany

    Dear Vanessa, Stacey, and Rose,
    Do you understand the point of this blog, or any blog? In case you don’t, let me explain. It has nothing to do with actual relationship advice, nor anything Dr Phil or Wendy Williams pass along as advice. So, let’s get off the poor treatment of an “ex-bf”, let’s focus on the entertainment value. Also, Carson Daly is a tv personality, since you “know nothing of him”, deductive reasoning tells us that from the photos alone. If you didn’t figure that out, that’s also what Google is for.

  • Vegas Babe

    OMG. I guess some people will never understand Babe Walker. Tragic. Truly tragic.