Babe,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Congrats to Naomi on her new dildo? But it’s not a Russian billionaire…
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Kate Moss,
I know there are less yachts involved in this relationship, but I am all for a Campbell/Fassbender union. Billionaires are super fun until they fuck you over, and lest we forget, her last beau left her for a model she coached on The Face. Rude. I think a massive penis attached to a sexy actor is exactly what Naomi needs in her life, plus they are both equally insane so I think it will work out wonderfully. So yeah, in honor of Naomi’s newest piece, let’s all buy a dildo and fuck ourselves stupid.
LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.