Ask Babe: Please Send Help

Dear Babe,

Leo is wearing a little bun.

Please. Send. Help!

Love,

T***

 

Dearest Toni Garrn,

So many things are upsetting about all of this. First of all stop sleeping with/frolicking in the ocean with/being cute with my boyfriend.  Especially in Bora Bora. That’s our fucking place.

Secondly…what are you feeding him? He’s looking super fat for Leo, don’t you think?

Also, is Leo pushing you here or are you falling and either way how embaressed are you?

K. Bye.

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
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