Ask Babe: Too Turnt?

Dear Babe,

Lately I’ve noticed that all of my friends are constantly talking about “turning up.” I think it means drinking a lot but I’m not exactly sure. Do you know? Do you turn up when you go out? I feel like such a moron!

M**

 

Dear Moron,

In my opinion, turning up is basically just acting like a psycho. Sometimes it’s scary, sometimes it’s cute, and sometimes it’s even chic.

I’d like to refer you to my favorite turn-up in recent history. Let us NEVER forget the time that kid on a bike was so super turnt up that he swiped Nicole Kidman like a machete to a swan. And killed her. Forever.

Now that is what I like to call a LOLZ.

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
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