It’s Easter Sunday, which is one my favorite things not to celebrate in the whole year. It’s also 4/20, which is one of my favorite holidays of all because I’m a pothead. My prayer today is that none of you little psychos out there smoke so much weed that you end up actually eating a piece of ham or something painted in a sugarcoat of lavender or baby yellow.
But you probably will.
LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.