Monthly Archives: June 2014

I’m Not Dead.

I’m not dead.  I promise. But on my 26th birthday a few weeks ago, I took a vow of silence. This has limited my ability to interact with people, therefore I’ve been staying home, with Robert, watching all the episodes …

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I'm not dead. #whitegirlproblems

Ask Babe: Escort?

Babe, I’m thinking of becoming an escort. Thoughts? T****   Dear Kim Kardashian, I don’t know who you are, I don’t know what you look like, I don’t know what your hair looks like, and I don’t know whether, as …

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Posted in Ask Babe, Jobs | 5 Comments

Sorry I forgot to text you for a year. #whitegirlproblems