Category: Actresses

  • Boring Is Basic Is Sad

    Boring Is Basic Is Sad

    Roman was over at my place last night because neither of us had seen the RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 6 Finale, which was on Monday night. It’s our favorite show. Our fave, Adore, didn’t take home the crown, but it was still funny and gay and fun and not chic and stupid and everything to…

  • The Other Woman

    The Other Woman

    This though?

  • An Open Letter To Gwyneth Paltrow

    An Open Letter To Gwyneth Paltrow

    My Queen,  Since the Conscious Uncoupling,  I’ve been making my therapist Susan do house calls every day. Usually this means we sit around the guest house and discuss who you’ll date next. I thought she was on board with my emotions but she ended our last session with the following words. “Please release your feelings…

  • David The Intern (Part Three: Devastated)

    David The Intern (Part Three: Devastated)

    When I heard the news that Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow were splitting up I knew that the very first thing I had to do was tell Babe. If you know anything about Babe then you know she has a complicated, intense, and frankly obsessive relationship with Gwyneth Paltrow.  So even though personally I didn’t…