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Ask Babe: Literally Dying To Shop

Dear Babe, I’m going off to college in a couple weeks and I’ve already packed all my summer/spring/fall clothes because winter doesn’t exist where I’m going and I’m wondering how the hell am I supposed to get more clothes? I’m …

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Ask Babe: Um. Hi? Me? You?

Dear Babe, You’re a dumb fucking cunt. Read a book. I thought you’d be skinny n’ pretty but you’re ugly n’ fat w tiny beady eyes n’ a pig nose. Get some work done if you’re so rich. Fat cunt. …

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Ask Babe: Escort?

Babe, I’m thinking of becoming an escort. Thoughts? T****   Dear Kim Kardashian, I don’t know who you are, I don’t know what you look like, I don’t know what your hair looks like, and I don’t know whether, as …

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Ask Babe: Love Affair

Babe, I’m in love. I really love cocaine, but I cant afford it all the time. Help. Love, J**   Dear Lindsay Lohan, I know you’ve run into some financial issues, of late. You really need to chill with the …

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