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Ask Babe: Escort?

Babe, I’m thinking of becoming an escort. Thoughts? T****   Dear Kim Kardashian, I don’t know who you are, I don’t know what you look like, I don’t know what your hair looks like, and I don’t know whether, as …

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Ask Babe: Love Affair

Babe, I’m in love. I really love cocaine, but I cant afford it all the time. Help. Love, J**   Dear Lindsay Lohan, I know you’ve run into some financial issues, of late. You really need to chill with the …

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Ask Babe: Scent-ual

Hey Babe, I’m on the hunt for the perfect perfume so I was wondering, what’s your favorite/signature scent? Psycho for Life, V*******   Scent-less Psycho, It’s sooooooooo important to have a fragrance story for every occasion. I can’t stress that …

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Ask Babe: De-Bloat?

Babe, How do you de-bloat? C*******   Dear Honey Boo Boos of The World, You should start by asking yourself why you’re bloated in the first place. Generally, being bloated means that you’ve allowed your body to fill up with …

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