Ask Babe
Ask Babe: Um. Hi? Me? You?
Dear Babe, You’re a dumb fucking cunt. Read a book. I thought you’d be skinny n’ pretty but you’re ugly n’ fat w tiny beady eyes n’ a pig nose. Get some work done if you’re so rich. Fat cunt. …
Ask Babe: Escort?
Babe, I’m thinking of becoming an escort. Thoughts? T**** Dear Kim Kardashian, I don’t know who you are, I don’t know what you look like, I don’t know what your hair looks like, and I don’t know whether, as …
Ask Babe: Love Affair
Babe, I’m in love. I really love cocaine, but I cant afford it all the time. Help. Love, J** Dear Lindsay Lohan, I know you’ve run into some financial issues, of late. You really need to chill with the …
Ask Babe: Scent-ual
Hey Babe, I’m on the hunt for the perfect perfume so I was wondering, what’s your favorite/signature scent? Psycho for Life, V******* Scent-less Psycho, It’s sooooooooo important to have a fragrance story for every occasion. I can’t stress that …