Category Archives: Ask Babe
Ask Babe: Role Models?
Babe, Who are your role models and why? M**** Dear First Grade Teacher, I only have one role model. Me. In my experience, trying to be someone you’re not usually results in failure, rehab, or both. Just ask Lindsay … Continue reading
Ask Babe: The Munchies
Hey Babe, I know you are busy with your new book and stuff, but there is a little thing I want to ask you. How do you deal with the food cravings (if you have any) when you are stoned? … Continue reading
Ask Babe: Football Season?
Babe, How did you celebrate the start of football season this weekend? Love, A***** Dear Fat Lesbian, I would never “celebrate” an activity that centers around chili and long term brain injuries. So instead of answering your uninformed question I’m … Continue reading
Ask Babe: I Would Never Lie About Hermes.
Dearest Babe, A girl I know claims that she messaged you asking some question and you responded by mailing an orange Hermes clic clac bracelet to her beachside mansion in Malibu. Is this true? If so, please mail me something, … Continue reading