I Am Film

Sunday Prayers With Babe Walker

Beyoncé once said: “I’m always happy when I’m surrounded by water. I think I’m a mermaid. Or I was a mermaid. The ocean makes me feel really small and it puts my whole life in perspective.” The reason I’m bringing …

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I Literally Want To Fuck Everyone In This Trailer.

Emma, Emma, Emma…   I feel like this is the movie that is gonna make you so fucking famous that you won’t return my calls. Of course it’s James fucking Franco who will be responsible for this. He comes between me …

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All Hail Queen Naomi

If you aren’t watching The Face, you fucking need to be. Case in point:

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Oh, Lena!

An unnamed ex-friend sent me a clip of Lena Dunham, who apparently hosted SNL this weekend. After watching it I went into a brief two minute depression, then replied to her that I needed a break from our friendship because …

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