When I Was In Japan Last Month….

So I was away last month at a secret mountain resort which is nestled in the foothills surrounding Kyoto, Japan. I was being true to myself, being silent, being present, being thin, being BABE. After I felt refocused enough to …

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Ask Babe: Um. Hi? Me? You?

Dear Babe, You’re a dumb fucking cunt. Read a book. I thought you’d be skinny n’ pretty but you’re ugly n’ fat w tiny beady eyes n’ a pig nose. Get some work done if you’re so rich. Fat cunt. …

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I’m Not Dead.

I’m not dead.  I promise. But on my 26th birthday a few weeks ago, I took a vow of silence. This has limited my ability to interact with people, therefore I’ve been staying home, with Robert, watching all the episodes …

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So today is the day. My book has finally arrived. When I was writing this opus, I was terrified that you would all think I was insane by the time you finished reading it. I was so insecure about how …

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