David The Intern (Part Five: Hide and Seek)

Babe came over to my apartment last weekend, for the first and last time ever. Just to catch you up, part of my job as Babe Walker’s “assistant”/”intern”/”fat chamber boy” is to be at the beckoned call of a proud …

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Recipe Babe: Lasagna Smell

  Sometimes you get a craving for something that you just shouldn’t eat. For me it happens when I’m sad, lonely, depressed, about to get my period, angry, tired, and happy. But I have a great little trick I like …

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Now that we are officially in the month that my new book is being published, I decided to let all of you fucking psychos have another taste of this thing. So here you go: CHAPTER 2: TRYING TO DO MORE …

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David The Intern (Part Two: Spring Cleaning)

The way my week begins always says a lot about the kind of week I’m going to have. So when I woke up at 8:15 on Monday morning to 6 missed calls and the following 14 text message (all from Babe) I knew …

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