Babies
Ask Babe: Friends With (Annoying) Kids
Babe, All my girlfriends have kids now, and never have time to chill out anymore. Ugh I’m getting sick of them. C*** Jennifer Aniston, I feel your pain. Kids are psycho, and having kids is even more psycho. Who …
An Open Letter to George Alexander Louis
Dear YRH, Look, you’re doing the right thing by disappearing to a rando cottage. I have to say, I’m getting a little little liiiiiiiiiiiiittle tired of you already, and you’re what, five minutes old? So stay in for a while, learn …
An Open Letter To North West
Dear North, You’re chic. Also, I haven’t seen your face yet, but I already know you’re gorgeous. And it’s a good thing you’re chic/beautiful because your life isn’t going to be easy. Your mom seems like kind of a psycho, …
An Open Letter To Kim Kardashian’s Ankles
Dear Kardankles, Congrats on making it through the pregnancy. You’re probably really angry that the intense weight gain/media scrutiny/bad shoe choices, resulted in a super thin baby. You’re also probably wondering whether or not you’re ever going to look like …