Category Archives: Beauty
So, The Met Gala Happened…
And what a shitshow it turned out to be. This year’s theme was “Punk: Chaos to Couture,” which you’d think would excite the fashion masses, but most of them chose to disregard the theme altogether, making some of the people … Continue reading
A Lesson From Kate Moss
Psychos, please take note of this picture. This is why you can never let smoking, the sun, bad lighting, that hair,that jewelry, that makeup, that facial expression, or time happen to your face. (However, do let that shirt happen to … Continue reading
Nudeness Rudeness
Someone just emailed me about something called the Naked News. Is anyone else disturbed/fascinated/confused by it? It’s pretty clear none of these women can read. They claim to be “the world’s most gorgeous news team.” which is absurd – nonsensical – ludicrous … Continue reading
Cry Yourself Thin
For me, the arrival of Daylight Savings means it’s time to shed at least 5 lbs of winter weight. Not that I gained any weight this winter. I adhere to a strict “no winter weight gain” policy. I just like … Continue reading