Category Archives: Boobs
Ask Babe: Naked Ambition
Babe, Time and again I feel like I want to be a stripper. The money is supposedly great and I truly think I would love it/ be really amazing. Is there any chic way to respond to this dark impulse? … Continue reading
An Open Letter To Linda Evangelista
Hi again. It’s been awhile. You’re looking radiant, as per usual. Congrats on winning your court thingy with your baby daddy. You must be feeling very powerful. But don’t get too cocky. You’re still a single mother after all.
Beat Babe: My Occasional Sweating Problem
sweat in the mornings when the sun is raping my window and it gets too hot on my body and my body tries to speak to me but my body has no voice my skin has no vocabulary so I … Continue reading
Ask Babe: No Nips
Dear Babe, My skin is super pale, and my nipples are not much darker. I heard somebody once say that pale nipples are gross, so should I do something about it? A***** Dear See-Through Tits, Sure. But just be … Continue reading