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Ask Babe: 2014 Valentine’s Edition
Babe: I’m single for Valentine’s day but I want chocolate… Is it too pathetic to buy myself some? Be honest. Love, R****** Dearest Melissa McCarthy, Please stop talking about chocolate. Please, please, please, please. You need pull yourself together. …
Beat Babe: I’m Starving.
Sustanance I eat therefore I am. I breathe therefore I can. Food is not the love I crave It’s not the one to save me. Dark Dark Dark Drake. I’m hungry for a Steak. I’m high right now. I …
Ask Babe: Naked Ambition
Babe, Time and again I feel like I want to be a stripper. The money is supposedly great and I truly think I would love it/ be really amazing. Is there any chic way to respond to this dark impulse? …
An Open Letter To Linda Evangelista
Hi again. It’s been awhile. You’re looking radiant, as per usual. Congrats on winning your court thingy with your baby daddy. You must be feeling very powerful. But don’t get too cocky. You’re still a single mother after all.