Category Archives: Celebs

Keanu, Come Back To Me

I’m having a hard day. You can imagine my horror when I went to read The Daily Mail and saw that Keanu, my Neo, my darling, had gone from this: and this: to this: Keanu, you and I both know … Continue reading

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GOOP 101

So some rando Internet person attempted to go into the wilderness of acceptable eating guided only by Gwyneth’s new book and found it to be a successful and enlightening experience.  As a seasoned dieter, juicer, cleanser, and person, this inspired … Continue reading

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An Open Letter To Taylor Swift

Hey Tay. What Up Girl? (JK) Even though I don’t like you very much or care about your life, I’m pretty sure I want you to find happiness/love. Maybe it’s because I’m such a good person or maybe it’s because … Continue reading

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Full. Body. Chills.

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