Celebs

An Open Letter To Gwyneth Paltrow

My Queen,  Since the Conscious Uncoupling,  I’ve been making my therapist Susan do house calls every day. Usually this means we sit around the guest house and discuss who you’ll date next. I thought she was on board with my …

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Well…Fuck.

I’m having twins. I can’t talk about it. My boyfriend is so happy, but I don’t think he realizes how fat I’m gonna get. Wear condoms.

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David The Intern (Part Three: Devastated)

When I heard the news that Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow were splitting up I knew that the very first thing I had to do was tell Babe. If you know anything about Babe then you know she has a …

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Me and Dries Van Noten

So I was in New York City on Wednesday for some meetings about the release of my new book, Psychos and I decided to stop by Barney’s for a cocktail party/book signing with my BFF, the disgustingly chic fashion designer …

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