Category Archives: Celebs
Ask Babe: My Boyfriend Is A Dick
Babe, My boyfriend treats me like shit. I cry all the time. My mom says I am giving myself to Walmart while my Barneys is waiting. What should I do? A*** Dear Rihanna, Some general thoughts on the subject of … Continue reading
An Open Letter to the Love of My Life
Dear Arnie Grape, I usually take the week of the Cannes Film Festival to rest and reflect. I haven’t bothered to attend the festival ever since Katie Price made her first appearance at an afterparty in 2008, but I still check … Continue reading
Keanu, Come Back To Me
I’m having a hard day. You can imagine my horror when I went to read The Daily Mail and saw that Keanu, my Neo, my darling, had gone from this: and this: to this: Keanu, you and I both know … Continue reading
GOOP 101
So some rando Internet person attempted to go into the wilderness of acceptable eating guided only by Gwyneth’s new book and found it to be a successful and enlightening experience. As a seasoned dieter, juicer, cleanser, and person, this inspired … Continue reading