Category Archives: Celebs

Ask Babe: My Boyfriend Is A Dick

Babe, My boyfriend treats me like shit. I cry all the time. My mom says I am giving myself to Walmart while my Barneys is waiting. What should I do? A*** Dear Rihanna, Some general thoughts on the subject of … Continue reading

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An Open Letter to the Love of My Life

Dear Arnie Grape, I usually take the week of the Cannes Film Festival to rest and reflect.  I haven’t bothered to attend the festival ever since Katie Price made her first appearance at an afterparty in 2008, but I still check … Continue reading

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Keanu, Come Back To Me

I’m having a hard day. You can imagine my horror when I went to read The Daily Mail and saw that Keanu, my Neo, my darling, had gone from this: and this: to this: Keanu, you and I both know … Continue reading

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GOOP 101

So some rando Internet person attempted to go into the wilderness of acceptable eating guided only by Gwyneth’s new book and found it to be a successful and enlightening experience.  As a seasoned dieter, juicer, cleanser, and person, this inspired … Continue reading

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