Unclear On Coachella: Part 2

There were children there, making me feel fat. And their moms were there too, making me feel annoyed. A Chanel backpack was spotted. Chic. Vanessa Hudgens was spotted. Shriek. Willow Smith served me some looks that I’m not exactly clear …

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Ask Babe: Please Send Help

Dear Babe, Leo is wearing a little bun. Please. Send. Help! Love, T***   Dearest Toni Garrn, So many things are upsetting about all of this. First of all stop sleeping with/frolicking in the ocean with/being cute with my boyfriend. …

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Sunday Prayers With Babe Walker

Beyoncé once said: “I’m always happy when I’m surrounded by water. I think I’m a mermaid. Or I was a mermaid. The ocean makes me feel really small and it puts my whole life in perspective.” The reason I’m bringing …

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I Literally Want To Fuck Everyone In This Trailer.

Emma, Emma, Emma…   I feel like this is the movie that is gonna make you so fucking famous that you won’t return my calls. Of course it’s James fucking Franco who will be responsible for this. He comes between me …

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