Category Archives: Couples

It’s The Most Lonliest Time…Of The Year.

Basically, being single during the holidays it the absolute worst. Worse than being single for your birthday, worse than being single for Valentines Day, worse than being single for fashion week, worse than being single for Ramadan, worse than being … Continue reading

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Jessica & Justin Wedding RSVP

Dear J & J, I’m so sorry, but I won’t be able to attend your wedding tomorrow. The short notice is completely rude, and I know there’s going to be a scramble to fill my seat. Might I suggest Kate … Continue reading

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An Open Letter to Blake Lively’s Ex

Dear Leo, Everyone has a particularly nighmarish ex-girlfriend. Looks like you’ve found yours. Do you remember last year? Let me remind you – you got drawn into a relationship with a much younger, taller, and manlier woman. You took her … Continue reading

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Chic Or Shriek?

It’s fashion week. It’s Back to School Week. It’s Blake and Ryan get Married Week. So much to weigh in on. Let’s fucking do this! (pretty, pretty, pretty coked the fuck up right now) Chic 1. Skinny Asian Bloggers 2. … Continue reading

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