Category Archives: Dating
An Open Letter To Taylor Swift
Hey Tay. What Up Girl? (JK) Even though I don’t like you very much or care about your life, I’m pretty sure I want you to find happiness/love. Maybe it’s because I’m such a good person or maybe it’s because … Continue reading
Ask Babe: Rich Foreigner Edition
Dear Babe, On holiday I met a super-cute German guy who spent the entire break trying to win me over. Since coming home, I have been bombarded with presents and messages and we’re spending this weekend together. The trouble is, … Continue reading
Ask Babe: You’re Not Not A Slut
Dear Babe, Everyone thinks I’m a slut just because I got drunk and had sex with like five guys who all kind of hang out in the same group of friends. But they were all hot. What do I do? … Continue reading
Intern.
One of my interns, the prettier one (I’m awful with names), just broke up with her boyfriend. I only met him once but he seemed like a douche. Also, he was 5’8” which is un-un-un-un-un-acceptable. She cried, I told her that … Continue reading