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Ask Babe: Naomi’s New Piece

Babe,  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Congrats to Naomi on her new dildo? But it’s not a Russian billionaire… E***   Kate Moss, I know there are less yachts involved in this relationship, but I am all for a Campbell/Fassbender union. Billionaires are super …

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An Open Letter To Gwyneth Paltrow

My Queen,  Since the Conscious Uncoupling,  I’ve been making my therapist Susan do house calls every day. Usually this means we sit around the guest house and discuss who you’ll date next. I thought she was on board with my …

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David The Intern (Part Three: Devastated)

When I heard the news that Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow were splitting up I knew that the very first thing I had to do was tell Babe. If you know anything about Babe then you know she has a …

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Book Babe: A Little More Of My New Book (Sort Of)

Last week I told you that I’d released the second part of chapter 1 of my new book, PSYCHOS. I mentioned it casually on the blog, but I think some of you real psychos missed it because I’ve gotten a …

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