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Sunday Prayers With Babe Walker
Today I’m praying for George Clooney’s fiancee/daughter Amal Alamuddin. Okay, so normally I’m not interested in the activities of male celebrities over 50 who aren’t Bruce Jenner, Karl Lagerfeld or Lindsay Lohan but since the same issue of People Magazine …
Ask Babe: Naomi’s New Piece
Babe, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Congrats to Naomi on her new dildo? But it’s not a Russian billionaire… E*** Kate Moss, I know there are less yachts involved in this relationship, but I am all for a Campbell/Fassbender union. Billionaires are super …
An Open Letter To Gwyneth Paltrow
My Queen, Since the Conscious Uncoupling, I’ve been making my therapist Susan do house calls every day. Usually this means we sit around the guest house and discuss who you’ll date next. I thought she was on board with my …
David The Intern (Part Three: Devastated)
When I heard the news that Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow were splitting up I knew that the very first thing I had to do was tell Babe. If you know anything about Babe then you know she has a …