Recipe Babe: Dad’s Gin & Tonic

Are dads not the best thing ever? So, I know you psychos are dying for another installment of culinary fierceness by yours truly, so I’m pulling this old fucking dusty ass recipe out of my Dad’s famous cocktail repertoire to …

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Beat Babe: Divergent

Shailene, Shailene, Shailene,¬† Who are you? Where are you? Are you southern? Once upon a time, you were in a movie with George Clooney. But now, you are divergent. Once upon a time, your star was shining bright in the …

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Babe Walker’s Earthquake Survival Guide

There was a 4.7 magnitude earthquake in LA this morning.¬†Since my body is extra sensitive to shaking, I shot out of bed, grabbed my iPad and whatever pets I could find along the way (my pug Lillith, Persian cat Reza, …

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Beat Babe: The Winter (In Rhyme)

NO The point at which I lose my mind Has indeed arrived. Why am I being punished I don’t think I’ll survive. One more day of cold will bring me to the edge New York in winter, never again To …

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