Category Archives: Hair
Ask Babe: FLOTUS Chic?
Dear Babe, Can we talk about how chic Jacqueline Kennedy was? C***** Dear Michele Obama Impersonator, Um, do you remember what first ladies looked like before Jackie O? Let’s review:
Posted in Ask Babe, Babe, Celebs, Hair, Uncategorized
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Musique Babe: Brooke Candy
Has Brooke Candy popped up on anyone else’s radar lately? I swear, she’s performing every time I go anywhere gay with Roman. This usually means someone is about to blow up. She’s cunty, shiny, and persistent in her quest to … Continue reading
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My Boyfriend: Charlize Theron
Yes, I’m aware of the anatomical contradictions here. But being attracted to that combination of buzz cut, gray roots, and jacket doesn’t make me feel gay at all. Not that ladies wearing sunglasses and ready to kick someone’s ass at … Continue reading
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