Category Archives: Headlines
The Sexiest Man Alive Curse
No, Channing Tatum is nowhere near the Sexiest Man anywhere. If you want muscles, there’s Joe Manganiello. If you want someone in a stable relationship, obviously there’s Andrew Garfield. If you want someone who seems kind of dumb, there’s infinite … Continue reading
Our Moment
This is me taking a moment to congratulate America on not being a douchebag for one second. If I learned anything in seventh grade Social Studies with that really hot teacher who was too young for the job and hit … Continue reading
Sunday Prayers With Babe Walker
Today I pray for my six Ukrainian facialists who taught me how to sleep standing up to keep my forehead vertically taut, I also pray for the entire staff of the Bowery Hotel, I pray for my biological mother and her wife, … Continue reading
Ask Babe: Big Bored
Babe, Obama’s Big Bird ad? Needing your thoughts, M******* Political Child, As far as I’m concerned, Big Bird represents freedom, height, yellow, homosexuality, animals, youth, feather headdresses, fashion, the 1970s, and humor. So, it makes perfect sense that he’s … Continue reading