Category: Health
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Recipe Babe: Dad’s Gin & Tonic
Are dads not the best thing ever? So, I know you psychos are dying for another installment of culinary fierceness by yours truly, so I’m pulling this old fucking dusty ass recipe out of my Dad’s famous cocktail repertoire to share with you all. Drink responsibly, which means if you have to get behind the…
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Ask Babe: De-Bloat?
Babe, How do you de-bloat? C******* Dear Honey Boo Boos of The World, You should start by asking yourself why you’re bloated in the first place. Generally, being bloated means that you’ve allowed your body to fill up with gross toxins, salty things, and unhealthy fats that probably came from overdosing on bacon, buttery…
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David The Intern (Part Seven: Testing Recipes)
Every now and then I spend my time at work testing smoothie, juice, and miscellaneous “food” recipes for Babe, who is constantly coming up with combinations of ingredients, writing them down on embossed/monogrammed paper, laminating them and putting them into an impeccably organized bound book so that her staff, her Dad, and I can make…
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Ask Babe: The Bald and The Beautiful
Dear Babe, Is not waxing ever okay? S**** Dear Everyone’s Mom, Are you assuming that I’m going to tell you that bald is always better, bolder, and Baber? Well, you’d be wrong. It’s almost always the best direction to steer your vagina in, but sometimes it’s that little bit natural fur that makes all…