I Am Love

An Open Letter To Gwyneth Paltrow

My Queen,  Since the Conscious Uncoupling,  I’ve been making my therapist Susan do house calls every day. Usually this means we sit around the guest house and discuss who you’ll date next. I thought she was on board with my …

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Beat Babe: Lez Delevigne

If I could, I would. Lay and wait. For you, my sweet Cara. Wait for you to come down from your weird UFO ship saucer thing that you probably, like live in with Michelle and Rih and Rita. I would …

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Well…Fuck.

I’m having twins. I can’t talk about it. My boyfriend is so happy, but I don’t think he realizes how fat I’m gonna get. Wear condoms.

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My Ex Boyfriend: Carson Daly

Boyfriends usually end up disappointing you.  Everything is perfect, and then somewhere down the road they fart or you change or your cat dies or their mother hates you and the next thing you know you’re screaming at each other …

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