Category Archives: Models

It’s All Happening At Dior

Whatever. I may have had my doubts. Sue me. But now, as we’d all hoped and prayed and meditated for, Raf Simons has proven to be a genius worthy of the label’s history. His collection for Spring/Summer 2013 which showed … Continue reading

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An Open Letter To Linda Evangelista

Hi again. It’s been awhile. You’re looking radiant, as per usual. Congrats on winning your court thingy with your baby daddy. You must be feeling very powerful. But don’t get too cocky. You’re still a single mother after all.

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Beat Babe: Them

I like to imagine Joan Smalls performing this poem as a spoken word piece in a large, dark theater and I’m the only one there and she’s looking directly into my eyes as she speaks. Them Models aren’t just people … Continue reading

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Ask Babe: I Wanna Be A Supermodel Part II

Babe, I am a gorgeous, chic, amazing, sexy, tall, poor psycho. I know I just contradicted myself in like 17,657 ways, but whatevs. I want to/have always wanted to be a model. I’m 5’11″, 125 lbs. and I have a … Continue reading

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