Category Archives: Movies
Do you hate yourself? Do you want to be traumatized? Do you want to watch the darkest documentary about modeling that has ever existed? If you answered “yes” to all three of these questions, then you’ll love Girl Model. Basically it follows … Continue reading
Everyone knows that SeaWorld is an un-chic hellhole filled with fat tourists wearing Tevas. But did you know that it’s also responsible for breeding the Chris Brown of killer whales? Well, now you will. Blackfish has inspired me to become an … Continue reading
Shortly after getting out of rehab, I read all three books in the 50 Shades of Grey series. It was one of the least chic moments in the history of Babe, but what can I say? I was in a … Continue reading
Then what the literal fuck is wrong with you? It has everything. Nervous breakdowns: A Birkin: Vodka moments: This Chanel jacket: and Cate Blanchett’s ivory skin. What’s not to love?