Category Archives: Poetry
Ask Babe: Fan Fiction
Hello Babe. I’ve written you a poem, inspired by my experiences of your blog. Lines read, lines deepen as I smirk. Noise through the nose – funny, yes; but also depth. Reading speeds increase as need for words increase Ask … Continue reading
Beat Babe: Base Tan
Base Tan My body. My life. My base tan. My strife. This skin wraps around my sweet, lost soul, but the best protection it sometimes is not and then I notice that my tits are peeling. My body. My life. … Continue reading
Beat Babe: Birthday Girls (And Boy)
Birthdays are actually the rudest. It’s like, does anyone really need a whole day to carb load and remind themselves that they’re another year closer to their next facelift? Some idiots argue that birthdays are special because they’re the one … Continue reading
Beat Babe: A Poem For Steven Tyler
Aero-Smythe I wasn’t ready, You skinny man of talents. I took you for granted For so many years. The hair on your head Not the faintest bit thinner. How’s Liv? I miss her. How’s life? I miss you. My Steve, … Continue reading