Category Archives: Poetry

Ask Babe: Fan Fiction

Hello Babe. I’ve written you a poem, inspired by my experiences of your blog. Lines read, lines deepen as I smirk. Noise through the nose – funny, yes; but also depth. Reading speeds increase as need for words increase Ask … Continue reading

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Beat Babe: Base Tan

Base Tan My body. My life. My base tan. My strife. This skin wraps around my sweet, lost soul, but the best protection it sometimes is not and then I notice that my tits are peeling. My body. My life. … Continue reading

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Beat Babe: Birthday Girls (And Boy)

Birthdays are actually the rudest. It’s like, does anyone really need a whole day to carb load and remind themselves that they’re another year closer to their next facelift? Some idiots argue that birthdays are special because they’re the one … Continue reading

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Beat Babe: A Poem For Steven Tyler

Aero-Smythe I wasn’t ready, You skinny man of talents. I took you for granted For so many years. The hair on your head Not the faintest bit thinner. How’s Liv? I miss her. How’s life? I miss you. My Steve, … Continue reading

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