Ask Babe: Fan Fiction

Hello Babe. I’ve written you a poem, inspired by my experiences of your blog. Lines read, lines deepen as I smirk. Noise through the nose – funny, yes; but also depth. Reading speeds increase as need for words increase Ask …

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Beat Babe: Birthday Girls (And Boy)

Birthdays are actually the rudest. It’s like, does anyone really need a whole day to carb load and remind themselves that they’re another year closer to their next facelift? Some idiots argue that birthdays are special because they’re the one …

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Beat Babe: A Poem For Steven Tyler

Aero-Smythe I wasn’t ready, You skinny man of talents. I took you for granted For so many years. The hair on your head Not the faintest bit thinner. How’s Liv? I miss her. How’s life? I miss you. My Steve, …

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Beat Babe: Overalls

  Overalls Overall, I’m confused. Are you chic? Are you not chic? I thought my childhood was over. I thought The Gap had closed. I was wrong. It’s here. It never left. What would Suri do?  

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