Relationships
Ask Babe: Getting “The Job” Done
Babe, I am in desperate need of guidance. Last night I gave my boyfriend a handjob (first time I had ever given one and first time he has received one) under a blanket while watching a movie in my friend’s …
My Ex Boyfriend: Carson Daly
Boyfriends usually end up disappointing you. Everything is perfect, and then somewhere down the road they fart or you change or your cat dies or their mother hates you and the next thing you know you’re screaming at each other …
My Boyfriend: Friday Night Lights/Tim Riggins
Lately I’ve had a little bit of extra time on my hands. My book is done, my body is in a fine place, and my love life is stable. So my Netflix game has been on overdrive. I’d resisted watching …
Ask Babe: Can I Fuck Your Intern?
Dear Babe, Can I fuck David the intern? Is he on howaboutwe? Are you really letting him invade your sacred blog? What is up with his chakra? Did he really mispronounce Givenchy? Does he have a last name/life? P.S: RIP …