I've been everywhere a thousand times. So no, I didn't go out last night. #whitegirlproblems

I'm gonna break up with me. #whitegirlproblems

Jesus, that guy's so hot. Wait, who is that? Oh, just kidding. I've had sex with him. #whitegirlproblems

I would have hated you in high school. Like I hate you now. #whitegirlproblems