Category Archives: Writing
Ask Babe: Deux…
Babe, Write another fucking book you genius cunt. Love, C***** Psycho, I am happy to bless you with this very important message from…me. I may or may not have recently started to work on what may or may not … Continue reading
Ask Babe: Aging and Arbitrary Celebrations
Babe, Birthdays. Chic or not chic? Please preach. I am but your humble follower. Love, M**** Madeline Ashton, Age is terrifying, yes, fine, I agree. What’s even more terrifying, is the unnatural tradition of celebrating our inevitable loss of … Continue reading
Ask Babe: I Am My Own Mom
Hi Babe, Just read your book, and I absolutely loved it. Couldn’t put it down and ended up reading it in one day. Is this your actual life, or is your book an exaggerated retelling of your life story? Either … Continue reading
An Open Letter To Katie
I’ve been thinking about her a lot recently, and despite my complex emotions surrounding the entire marriage etc, I think I can help… Dear Katie Cassandra Holmes, I know Cassandra isn’t really your middle name. But it kind of works…am … Continue reading