Category Archives: You’re A Babe
You’re a Babe: Katy Perry’s Wig
We’ve had our differences in the past. I never liked your candy colored phase, or your short, stringy 14-year-old lesbian phase. All boring looks; nothing special enough to really catch my eye. But like any great wig, lately you’ve really proven … Continue reading
You’re A Babe: Andrea Mary Marshall
You know that girls giving zero fucks is something that interests me, and you also know that I love an art moment (if and only if I can see myself fucking the artist), so may I present to you my … Continue reading
You’re a Babe: Andy Murray
You might assume that the British would win tennis championships left and right. They invented it, their queen goes to it, they generally look good in white, but a British male hadn’t won the US Open in 76 years – … Continue reading
You’re A Babe: The Chateau Marmont
Ew, I know, I know. This is so expected. But here’s why I like this place: A) It’s quiet. B) Good salads. C) 24 hour pool area. Great for when I need a private skinny dip at 3am. D) Self … Continue reading