Now that we are officially in the month that my new book is being published, I decided to let all of you fucking psychos have another taste of this thing. So here you go:
TRYING TO DO MORE REGULAR-PEOPLE STUFF.
Genevieve 7:16AM What is your problem?
This was the text from Gen that I awoke to in the morning. I knew I’d have to deal with her being mad at me after I stormed out of the party, but I didn’t like the idea of her being mad at me while I was supposed to be mad at her.
Babe 9:10AM What is your problem?
Genevieve 9:10AM What do you mean?
Genevieve 9:11AM I asked you.
Genevieve 9:15AM What is your fucking problem?
Babe 9:16AM Before answering that, I’d really like to know what your fucking problem is.
Genevieve 9:18AM My problem is that I’m not clear on what your huge problem is right now.
Babe 9:19AM I’m busy. brb
Under the impression that Gen and I could now move on from her mistake, I tried to go back to sleep. Then my phone buzzed in my hand.
Genevieve 9:25AM I fucked your dad.