Babe,

Do models eat, and if they do what do they eat?

R*****

Dear GiGi Hadid,

Seeing your idols fall from grace is a truly traumatic experience. For me this was witnessing an unnamed model eating a tuna sandwich outside a Pret A Manager. Trust me when I say it was one of the most profoundly tragic things I’ve ever seen.  There are just some things you can never unsee no matter how hard you try. 

So yes, models do eat but, it’s like seeing the Rufous-necked Wood Rail (google it) in its natural habitat, it’s very rare for someone to actually ever witness it happen.  Although, keep in mind that “eating” does not apply to the following food groups: hot lemon water; cold pressed green juice; cigarettes; and cocaine.