Ask Babe: Revenge is a Dish Best Served Old

Babe,

How do I embarrass an ex boyfriend? He cheated on me with a huge skank. Help!

K***

 

Dear Apt Pupil,

You have made the right decision in coming to me for this advice. In fact, you kind of should be thanking god that I responded to your email. What I am about to tell you will change your love life…forever.

Fuck his dad.

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
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  • Bee

    but what if he doesn’t have a dad… like his dad left his mom.

    • Wisdom

      Then fuck his mom. 

  • thinksBabeisagenuis

    Genuis