This week I’ve been kinda off. According to my Shaman, Steve, my Chakras aren’t aligned and the planets are in retrograde, or whatever. But it felt like something else was at the core of my underlying uneasiness. So I did what I always do when I can’t tell what’s bugging me: I meditated in my dry sauna for 6 hours.
I obviously fell asleep, but when I woke up my head was clear. It finally hit me how upset I was that James Franco is doing a movie with Vanessa Hudgens. So this week, lets all pray that this is the last time Mr. Franco will stoop so low. I don’t care that the movie is directed by ‘Gummo’ director and ‘Kids’ writer, Harmony Korine. No amount of sick, perverted, indy streetcred could sell this movie to me.
I feel like there are certain things you can count on in this life, and if JF is content choosing film roles that place him opposite High School Musical alumnae, then we’re all doomed. I bet this is what people felt like when they found out that smoking caused face wrinkling (and cancer). It’s like who the fuck can you trust, you know?
Whatever, I’ll probably end up getting high with James, seeing this movie, and loving it.
Happy Easter, Psychos.