Words, Words, Words

As a New York Times Best Selling Author, words are very important to me. Here’s a short list of the ones that make my skin crawl:

gypsy

tender

crap

cheese

plate

brewery

toiletries

feisty

wino

classy

butter

village

squirts (as in, I’ve got the squirts)

garth

fabulosity

chenille

boo-boo

shopaholic

crunk

foodie

pleather

fierce

goat dick

charmeuse

argyle

soil

tina

magenta

elliptical

chiffon

moist

cargo

starch

chill

horny

anthropologie

slurp

groin

skort

prophylactic

crotch

kinky

penetrate

dildo

dong

loogie

spunk (as in jizz)

jizz

funky

smurf

bling

wigger

buddy

dudette

dude

dudes

midget

déclassé

snazzy

jiffy (as in, in a jiffy)

OK! I feel so much better now that I’ve gotten those off my chest. Thank you for your time. My therapist was right, this was a really good idea.

What’s on your list?

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
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