As a New York Times Best Selling Author, words are very important to me. Here’s a short list of the ones that make my skin crawl:
gypsy
tender
crap
cheese
plate
brewery
toiletries
feisty
wino
classy
butter
village
squirts (as in, I’ve got the squirts)
garth
fabulosity
chenille
boo-boo
shopaholic
crunk
foodie
pleather
fierce
goat dick
charmeuse
argyle
soil
tina
magenta
elliptical
chiffon
moist
cargo
starch
chill
horny
anthropologie
slurp
groin
skort
prophylactic
crotch
kinky
penetrate
dildo
dong
loogie
spunk (as in jizz)
jizz
funky
smurf
bling
wigger
buddy
dudette
dude
dudes
midget
déclassé
snazzy
jiffy (as in, in a jiffy)
OK! I feel so much better now that I’ve gotten those off my chest. Thank you for your time. My therapist was right, this was a really good idea.
What’s on your list?
LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.