Ask Babe: Cankles

Dear Babe,

I’m lost, and It’s because of my ankles. I’m skinny but my leg goes straight down–literally no ankle. Please help me. PLEASE.

T*******

 

Canks,

After a severe amount of Googling, I’ve come to the conclusion that you have only one option: do 1000 calf raises a day and get ankle liposuction. Beauty is pain. The calf raises will burn, but the lipo is a pretty easy outpatient surgery that’s $8,000 (ballpark). Mischa Barton figured out her leg scenario (and we all know what she’s like) so I have total faith in you. Godspeed.

LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
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